So the systemd crew thinks that rc.local is bad or something and it's not enabled by default. Put it back by making this file:
sudo nano /etc/systemd/system/rc-local.service
[Unit] Description=/etc/rc.local Compatibility ConditionPathExists=/etc/rc.local After=remote-fs.target [Service] Type=forking ExecStart=/etc/rc.local start TimeoutSec=0 StandardOutput=tty RemainAfterExit=yes SysVStartPriority=99 [Install] WantedBy=multi-user.target
Note: the "After=remote-fs.target" is something I added so it would wait for NFS. If you don't need NFS to be up, you can remove that line.
Enable this new service:
sudo systemctl enable rc-local
Make a new fresh rc.local:
printf '%s\n' '#!/bin/bash' 'exit 0' | sudo tee /etc/rc.local sudo chmod +x /etc/rc.local
If that doesn't work, the coward's way out is to use the @reboot cron specifier.